B.Gayts, S. Jobs – Mac or PC 0

(B)I'm right clicka
(S)I'm an iBook flippa
(BS)Macs and PC - no fight gets bigga!
(S)Surf Safari
(B)Or btowse in I.E.
(BS)Better know what you rep - a Mac or PC
(B)USB, 1-2.0 Son you dont know, watch my data flow. From MS-DOS command line prompts. Black backgrounds, no special sauce.
(S)Well I've been around since '84, but my ease of use has done so much more! From a Plus to a Classic, to a II GS, to a PowerPC - my OS is the best! So clickable - design is lickable. My aqua interface makes XP despicable.
(B)Quick I pull the stick out the slot. Then I swap it with generic, cause the port is hot
(NW)If you see life though an LCD, better know your brand - is it Mac or PC?

(B)Take a look at Vista, enjoy the view. I suggest Premium, or the Ultimate sku. Cop a Dell, with graphics card - super fast, turn the aero on and lick the glass
(S)Tiger's fast as hell, but Leopard's got the boom. Time Machine is mad mean - you're absurd, what's a Zune? Middle name: innovate. All features integrate. Now stay the hell out my developer's conferences!
(B)Nonsenses - I'm networking. You're not working. Quit staring at your built-in webcam, YouTube surfing.
(s)Ha! 1K views is pretty fresh. ComputerGal36 even says I'm the best.
(NW)He is the best with his videos and cuts them all on Final Cut Pro
(S)When I run, it's an iPod, talk it's an iPhone. Surff I gotta have no matter what - it's an iLoan. I want an Intel, plus [Adobe] CS3, but for now, I streamin keynotes in my bed, listenin'to Steve.
(B)Uh! Compatibility. Everybody fits with me, all the applications wanna get my virility. At any time, yo it might go off and you can ride it, til it's micro-soft.
(S)Huh! Pay attention, I got a new invention. Steal your next idea at the MacWorld Convention. But guess what, you'll always be behind cuz Mac is a state of mind.