The Tiger Lillies – Gin 0

To him, remarked his fiancee,
as he was set to go away,
"Whatever peril you are in
swear you won't resort to gin".

Once he arrived in regions far
he went to visit the bazaar.
Against the fearful native din
he sought to take a sip of gin.

G-g-g-g gin (repeat)

When he, arrayed in khaki pants,
would go out shooting elephants.
The sun would make his head spin,
He took a thermos full of gin

As fierce uprisings were put down.
Time after time inside the town
he celebrated every win
by toasting all his troops in gin.

G-g-g-g gin (repeat)

He mumbled "I'm awfully tired".
Then shortly after he expired,
but not before he'd had one last tin
of something that was labelled gin.

G-g-g-g gin (repeat)

His fiancee came with a wreath
as he was laid six feet beneath.
Abandoned by his kith and kin
because he did succumb to gin.

G-g-g-g gin (repeat)

Gin